主演:安东尼·爱德华兹 琳达·费奥伦蒂诺 贾苏·加西亚 阿历克斯·罗克 玛拉·亚当斯 克劳斯·洛维奇 克里斯多夫·莱德尔 Christie Claridge Brad Cowgill Kari Lizer 大卫·沃尔 Irene Olga López Bernard Spiegel Muriel Dubrule Tiina Maria 弗朗西斯·勒迈尔 马克西米利安·露丝莱恩 罗纳德·尼施克 达·范·汉森德 Manfred Tümmler Dragomir Stanojevic-Bata Kameni Dant
导演:杰夫·卡纽
简介: UCLA college student Jonathan Moore (Anthony Edwards) is playing a game called "Gotcha" (popular on mid-1980s college campuses as "Assassin" or "Tag"), wherein the players are all assigned a mock "hit" on another player by use of a harmless paintball gun. Moore and his apartment roommate Manolo go on a vacation to Paris, France. After touring some of Paris, in a cafe Moore meets Sasha Banicek (Linda Fiorentino), a Czechoslovakian girl. Eventually, Jonathan has intercourse with Sasha, losing his virginity. Jonathan decides to leave Manolo (who is heading to Spain) and go with Sasha to West Berlin to spend more time with her. Jonathan believes that he is in love with Sasha. There, Jonathan and Sasha continue to have sex and even go to an Oktoberfest beer gathering. One night, Sasha tells Jonathan that she has to go to East Berlin to pick up a package. One night after arriving in East Berlin, Sasha leaves their hotel room and walks to dark street corner. There, Sasha meets a German man who tells her the location of the pickup of her package. Meanwhile, Sasha was being monitored by a Soviet agent, who was sitting in a car at a distance. During the day, Sasha tells Jonathan that if she gives him a certain message, it means that he has to leave East Berlin immediately. At a cafe, Sasha gives Jonathan a package and says that a strudel is inside. A little later, Sasha tells Jonathan to meet her at the butcher shop near their hotel. All of a sudden, a Soviet agent begins to chase after Sasha. Sasha decides to use Jonathan (who is holding her package) to unknowingly get the package over to West Berlin. Meanwhile, Sasha is taken by the Soviet agent and East German secret police. Jonathan goes to Checkpoint Charlie to cross the heavily fortified border into West Berlin. At the East German customs search, Jonathan is stripped of his clothes and given a cavity search. Meanwhile, Sasha is stripped and searched for possible espionage evidence. Vlad arrives at the border crossing to search for Jonathan, however Jonathan passes the border safely before he can be captured. Once in West Berlin, Jonathan feels liberated by the Westernized society. In the hotel, Jonathan receives a message from Sasha to meet him at a specified location. Jonathan finds out that his hotel room was broken into and robbed of his traveler's checks. Soviet agents eventually find Jonathan in West Berlin and chase him throughout a public park. Jonathan jumps into a water canal and manages to escape from the Soviets and stumbles upon a German rock group headed for Hamburg, who offer him a ride to the airport. The rock group successfully get Jonathan to the airport (using full-face makeup to sneak him past a checkpoint) and Jonathan finally arrives in Los Angeles Tom Bradley International Airport and to his apartment. Soon, Vlad and a band of Soviet agents arrive too in Los Angeles. Once home, Jonathan stumbles upon a film canister, which was planted by Sasha. Jonathan visits his parents and tells them what happened in Germany but they cannot believe a word of it and think Jonathan is on drugs. Jonathan decides to call the FBI then the Central Intelligence Agency for help. Jonathan returns to find his apartment broken into and looted. The CIA officer tells Jonathan to give them the photo film canister. At the Los Angeles headquarters of the CIA, Jonathan spots Sasha who looks like she was working there. Jonathan eventually meets up with Sasha. Sasha admits that she is Cheryl Brewster, a CIA agent, originally from Pittsburgh. Out of nowhere, Vlad and his gang begin to chase Jonathan and Cheryl on the UCLA campus. Jonathan eliminates all the Soviets with a tranquilizer gun which he gets from the campus veterinary sciences building. The Soviets are arrested, the CIA agents thank Jonathan for his (indirect) help in obtaining the film, and Sasha tells him she wants to continue their relationship. After they part, Jonathan talks to a pretty student who rebuffs him coldly. As she walks away, he aims the tranquilizer pistol and shoots her in the rear.
主演:威尔·萨索 卡里·佩顿 克里斯塔娜·洛肯 雷普·汤恩 伊恩·齐林 托尼·考克斯
导演:杰夫·卡纽
简介:曾经成功推出AnimalHouse的国家讽刺文社(NationalLampoon)近日决定开拍讽刺好莱坞史诗电影300壮士的电影-NationalLampoons301:TheLegendofAwesomestMaximusWallaceLeonidas,另外从片名你可以看出这部电影会将三百斯巴达勇士,特洛依等其他好莱坞史诗电影一起恶搞,据悉影片是叙述最厉害的普洛泰戈这名身材走样的斯巴达将军变成传奇人物的过程中遭遇许多挫折的故事。国家讽刺文社是美国大学生一直最爱的刊物之一,在1978年首部电影作品AnimalHouse讲述大学男生大闹笑话的故事,由於贴近其真实生活在当年以黑马之姿成为最卖座的电影并进入了百部经典喜剧片的行列,从此衍生了一系列冠入国家讽刺文社(NationalLampoon)名字的喜剧片.一位无能的特洛伊将军必须在战场上遇到一位无与伦比的希腊战士。这部令人震惊的剑和凉鞋恶搞作品出自导演《书呆子的复仇》(1984)之手。性欲旺盛的特洛伊国王鲁尼派遣懒惰将军令人敬畏的马克西姆斯去与希腊的对手国王埃罗克维持和平。但当奥兰多王子更喜欢时尚而不是战斗时,他抢走了国王的妻子艾伦作为他最好的朋友,战争爆发了。Awesomest(威尔·萨索 Will Sasso 饰)是特洛伊的一名愚蠢将军。他的岳父是鲁尼国王(雷普·汤恩饰)。他的得力助手是Quantus,他不断为Awesomest 赢得战争并让他活下去。Awesomest 对自己的婚姻并不幸福,他经常去脱衣舞俱乐部自娱自乐。奥兰多(加里·伦迪饰)是卢尼的同性恋儿子。最棒的妻子是霍特莎公主(克里斯塔娜·洛肯饰)。霍特萨担心鲁尼可能会提名奥兰多为特洛伊的下一任国王。鲁尼派出最棒的人去帮助奥兰多与希腊人签订条约,以免引发战争。这是 Awesomest 第一次独自一人执行重要任务,Hotessa 告诉他不要搞砸,因为她想成为女王。希腊国王 Erotic(卡里·佩顿饰)是一个怪异的性花花公子角色(以一种“不要让他独自和孩子们在一起”的方式),而 Testachillies(伊恩·齐林饰)是他最好的战士,他自己也是一个令人恼火的男人妓女。传说,当泰斯塔奇利斯出生时,他的妈妈(一位女神)把他浸入一条魔法河中,使他坚不可摧,但由于她抓住他的睾丸,他的睾丸很容易受到伤害。Testachillies 并不尊重 Erotic,但 Erotic 保留了他,因为 Testachillies 是一名优秀的战士。奥兰多与艾伦(埃罗蒂克的妻子)(苏菲·蒙克饰)一起度过了一段愉快的时光,并邀请她和他一起去特洛伊(当奥兰多说他有一个巨大的信托基金时,艾伦同意了。艾伦也很高兴将为她而战)。当艾伦向他展示自己的胸部时,Awesomest 同意带她去特洛伊。卢尼很高兴奥兰多不是仙女,并庇护了艾伦。Erotic 希望 Testachillis 为他而战(因为这会给他带来荣耀,人们会记住他的名字),而 Testy 则请求他妈妈 Milfia 的许可。米尔菲亚对泰斯塔奇利斯情有独钟,并说如果他去特洛伊,他就会死。泰斯塔奇利斯选择离开,以躲避他的妈妈。Hotessa 担心 Loony 会成为奥兰多国王,并派 Awesomest 到 F'Ers 去咨询众神。F'Ers 是患病的牧师,他们对适婚的、裸体的年轻女性进行性行为(艾伦已经在那里,为 F'Ers 跳舞)并假装向众神咨询。F'Ers 的底池很大,并告诉 Awesomest 选择 1 到 10,000 之间的数字。他选择了 300 人。他们告诉 Awesomest 用 300 人与希腊人作战。泰斯塔奇利斯带着他的表弟(他是个愚蠢的白痴)一起旅行。与此同时,Awesomest 拒绝招募一个名叫少数民族(托尼·考克斯饰)的矮人加入他的军队,因为他是有色人种。少数族裔受到伤害并发誓复仇。泰斯塔基利斯走在主力舰队前面,想独自占领海滩,但他的船员们不太确定,想等待与整个舰队一起进攻。他的全体船员都被海滩上的箭射死了。到达特洛伊后,暴躁拒绝战斗,因为埃罗克给他提供的帐篷很糟糕。在与特洛伊的条约谈判中,埃罗蒂克喜欢上了奥兰多,但谈判失败并发起攻击。300 人战斗并将希腊人推下悬崖。Awesomest 也倒下了(Quantus 很高兴摆脱他,因为 Awesomest 激怒了他)。鲁尼将心爱的特洛伊之剑交给奥拉诺,并要求他妥善保管。艾伦给了霍特莎一个假阳具(因为她现在是寡妇),而爱罗蒂则用乳头引诱少数民族,向他展示了翻越特洛伊城墙的方法。但 Awesomest 在坠落中幸存下来,并被捕获并作为奴隶卖给角斗士表演者。这位跑步者与 Erotic 签订了在特洛伊举办表演的合同,他训练 Awesomest 为他的活动做好准备。Awesomest 了解到,他的父亲在雷暴雨中将孩子扔下悬崖,然后收养了女仆的儿子,当作自己的孩子抚养长大。Awesomest 刻苦训练,在活动中表现出色。他甚至杀死了特斯蒂的表弟,后者来到现场向特斯蒂证明自己。当 Testy 发现后,他来到竞技场杀死 Awesomest(Awesomest 在那里被 Erotic 用胖女人坐在他身上折磨),但他跑回了特洛伊城。当希腊人从阴茎中崛起并蹂躏特洛伊时,Awesomest 向 Erotic 发起 1:1 决斗,Erotic 将 Testy 置于他面前。Awesomest 与 Testy 战斗,当他发现 Testy 的弱点在于他的睾丸并重击他时,他就输了。泰斯塔奇利斯倒下。最棒的人拯救了特洛伊。奥兰多和爱罗克表达了对彼此的爱并结束了战争。艾伦 (Ellen) 是 Hotessa 的女同性恋,并搬去与她和 Awesomest 住在一起。
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